Shall we meet some of the players?

Any good story will begin with some good ol' fashioned character development of some sort; well, this is how it will be done here... today's post is going to list the main characters of this blogumentary so you as a reader can refer to it later if need be for a brief  background relationship on the players so to  speak  write.  As this progresses, you will be filled in with more information on each character if it is necessary for the day's activities/events and introductions to new players/characters will be done before the daily post.  How convenient!

I will also try and post a "day in hell" summary later after  the kids beg neighbors for candy this evening's festivities.

me/Jill: I am an entrepreneur and stay at home mom to two kiddos Cutie and Junior and the wife of Bill.  Currently writing this blogumentary as a creative outlet for my crazy life so many can enjoy the life that is truly stranger than fiction. 

Bill: husband to me, father to Cutie and Junior, son of Millie and Phil, brother to Will.  Currently looking for the next employment opportunity due to our country's wonderful economic status.

Cutie- daughter of Bill and Jill, sister to Junior.  Sugar and spice and everything nice.

Junior- son of Bill and Jill, brother to Cutie.  Snakes and snails and puppy dogs tails.

Millie-mom to Bill and Will, Phil's wife; a retiree that has way too much time on her hands, never enough money and will tell you all about it- you don't even have to ask either.

Phil- dad to Bill and Will, Millie's husband; also a retiree. Addicted to fast food, TV and football.

Will- Wilma's husband, dad to Polly and Wally, brother to Bill.  Works for the state.

Wilma- Will's wife, mom to Polly and Wally.  Works for a private company.

Wally- Will and Wilma's teenage son; who can do no right.

Polly- Will and Wilma's  tweenage daughter; who can do no wrong.

So, there you have it.  Our wonderful family tree that really isn't a twig- despite our "creative" names- like I said before, names and identifying details have been changed/removed to protect the innocent and not so innocent.  Similarity to any real person other than myself is purely unfortunate for them coincidental, this is my story so please don't be an ass and copy/use it as your own.

Welcome!

This blogumentary is going to be a way for you as a reader to travel through the day to day life I am experiencing.  Names of people and identifying details will be changed to protect the innocent and not so innocent.  

The adventures of my kooky family and all of the crap that seems to be happening to us on a daily basis has sparked my creativity in "writing this down" so one day I will go back and read this and laugh- hopefully you will too.  Although, right now, the laughing part is lacking, but hair pulling, anxiety and stress- no problem, that's more than covered.

With that being said, I will sign off this initial post.

Similarity to any real person other than myself is purely unfortunate for them coincidental, this is my story so please don't be an ass and copy/use it as your own.